Lazy Saturday. Rather than grade the stack of exams currently waiting for me, I am letting them sit in my office so that some of their germy coating can die off before I handle them too extensively. This may be paranoid and deranged, but (a) why look an excuse for procrastination in the mouth, and (b) there were a couple of all too vivid occasions on which a student was schnurfling ostentatiously with one hand (and nose) and handing me the exam with the other. SCHRURGHFRFRFRF. Mm, swiney delicious.
I know the feeling.
(The point of the poster, of course--which is written in a delightfully dry tone, and you should click through to enjoy it--is that fMRI research often neglects to do all the cross-comparisons necessary to correct for false positives. If you're actually interested, you can read more about it here. But my point is that we're all a little bit like dead salmon, really, when you think about it, innit?)