Now that Easter is so well and thoroughly past that we've moved on to May Day, it's the perfect time to give you these useful instructions for a successful easter egg hunt.
Step one: Hide an egg, using all the deception and cunning you can muster.
Step two: Hunt the egg. Search high and low, overlooking not even the most obscure and unlikely spots.
Repeat with a ripe, juicy lemon. Don't let it get away! Are you prepared for a high-speed chase?
Conclude with a dry, unappealing leaf.
There! A flawless victory.
Try this at home, for Bastille Day, perhaps.