We were talking about the Salvation Army, and the conversation naturally turned to Smurfs. Specifically, to Smurfette and her participation in bukkake, group sex, and other orgiastic activites.1
"In the end, you know, Smurfette holds all the cards."
"You do outnumber her by about two hundred to one."
"Oh, but we could never force her to do something she didn't want to do. Fortunately she's up for quite a lot."
"What about the rest of you?"
"Well, sometimes we go for the cat."
"How does he feel about that?"
"I think he'd like a little more turnabout. But we know he's got a barbed penis. So -- sorry Azrael, only receiving for you."
"And he understands that no means no?"
"Oh yes."
"So your perverse sexual universe doesn't have any rape."
"Of course not. It is a children's show!"
1 Really -- first we were talking about the Salvation Army, and then, by a very short and entirely natural short sequence of conversational transitions, the conversation moved smoothly to the sexual exploits of the Smurfs. And everyone who's spent even the smallest second thinking about Smurfs has discussed the Smurfette gang-bang scenario.
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