Before a colonoscopy, or some kinds of surgery, lucky people get to indulge in what is tastefully known as "bowel preparation." That is to say, you are made to consume vast quantities of laxative products. Then you shit and shit and shit and when you are utterly limp from exhaustion and completely void of waste, you shit some more.
I hear this is a really good time. Since abdominal surgery itself is a walk in the park on a bright sunny morning, it stands to reason that you would want to precede it with a full day of miserable, wrung-out defecation.
As you can imagine, therefore, I'm pretty jealous of my friend who has just embarked on this magical adventure. However, good friends celebrate their loved ones' happy times, and so I swallowed my envy and made her this card.
Having gone through this experience myself (twice!), I can verify that the most appropriate font for celebrating this joyous occasion is indeed Cooper Black. WELL DONE.
Posted by: avogadro | 04/23/2010 at 11:26 AM
Well, you raised the subject (FREQUENTLY!), so:
What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?
Ans. The poor marksman shoots and shoots, but never hits.
Posted by: Edward M. | 04/23/2010 at 04:02 PM