With shitty pens

I feel it's very important to leave one's child at home and go to the office so that one can spend one's time there drawing silly pictures about one's child. And Batman. Don't you?

It goes like this: 

"Nooooo, I no want that!"

"What do you want?"

"Bread and JAM."

"But that is bread and jam."

"Waaaaghghghgh!"

Then Batman comes over and says something snide, and that totally takes care of it.