Last night we had a cocktail party of sorts. It was quite a success, and now I am too feeble to do much of anything, including my French exercises. But at least the apartment is magically not a hideous mess, thanks to the magic of making it very clean beforehand and having a dishwasher. Also, I was clever enough to devise a plan where we had an impressive spread of food, but nothing was at all difficult to make (and some of it was artfully purchased). I got it all made in about three hours, and memorized Elizabeth Bishop's "One Art" while I was at it. Here was the menu:
Crostini
Tuscan white bean spread
Red pepper and onions, sauteed in olive oil
Eggplant agrodulce
Salad of tomatoes, basil, and fresh mozzarella
Deviled eggs
Focaccia
Tortilla chips with salsa and guacamole
Crackers
Cheese
Wasabi peas
A relatively well-stocked bar for cocktails, with simple syrup and lemons and limes
A pitcher of Pimms Cup
Wine
Beer
Juice
CROSTINI
Buy a loaf of crusty bread. Slice it. Toast lightly, just until the bread is dry and firm and slightly golden. Let cool on a rack, not on a plate (the steam will soften it back up, which you do not want). Scrub each slice with a clove of garlic, on both sides. Then keep them around until your guests arrive. Brush with olive oil and toast to a deep gold in a toaster oven or a 400° F. oven. Encourage your guests to spoon the other antipasti on top, to make bruschetta.
TUSCAN WHITE BEAN SPREAD
Drain a can of white beans, preferably organic. Reserve the liquid. Take three or four cloves of garlic and mince with a generous pinch of kosher salt or sea salt into a puree. Heat a bit of olive oil in a skillet and sauté the garlic for a minute, along with some thyme. Add the beans and cook over gentle heat, mashing them with the side of your wooden spoon or spatula. Add the bean liquid to bring it back to a creamy, spreadable consistency.
EGGPLANT AGRODULCE
Take two medium-small eggplants. Peel and slice into 1/2" half-circles. Toss these with olive oil and salt and pile in a baking dish. Scatter a few garlic cloves among them and cover. Bake at 400° F. for about 20 minutes. Uncover and stir. Continue baking until utterly collapsing, about 20 minutes more, stirring every 5 minutes or so. Remove from oven and sprinkle with balsamic vinegar and a bit of lemon juice. Add about a tablespoon of capers. Mix thoroughly and let cool.
FOCACCIA
1 teaspoon yeast, 1 1/4 c. warm water, 3 1/2 c. flour, 1 T. olive oil (plus extra for oiling the bowl while it rises and for brushing on top before baking), 1 T. salt, crispy fried onions folded in between first and second rise. First rise: one and a half hours; second rise: half an hour; third rise, after shaping and dimpling all over: forty-five minutes. Bake at 425° F until it's done.
DEVILED EGGS, TOMATO SALAD, PEPPERS AND ONIONS
Oh, I don't really need to tell you how to make any of that, do I?
PIMMS CUP
Fill pitcher one third of the way up with ice. Add sliced orange and cucumber (with peel on, please). One part Pimms No. 1 to a little over one part ginger ale. Several drops of Angustura bitters. When you pour a glass full, garnish with a slice of orange and a slice of cucumber from the pitcher.